Step 1: Accepting Your Fate
Step 2: Rationalizing Via the Gold Card
*Proceeds to reload card out of own bank account*
Step 3: Waiting in Line
Step 4: Ordering and Paying
And so you tell yourself you are totally going to stop coming here. Until...
Step 5: Receiving Your Drink
You: 0 Mermaid: 1
You win again, Starbucks. Until next time.
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